Science & Technology

NO reprisal is too extreme for the subhuman scum who use their bright phones in dark cinemas. Even these punishments are entirely reasonable.

YOUR online Reply Guy, faithfully leaving a comment under every Instagram post, is always there for you. But what do his messages really mean?

THE re-election of Trump is definitely the internet’s fault in a way that has yet to be specified, everyone has agreed.

A WARM, loving message from a father is clearly a scam designed to trick his son out of money.

THE business-focused social media network LinkedIn has just begun an exciting new role rigging presidential elections in the United States. Click here to add your congratulations!

THE price of a good, solid shot of healthy human semen has risen by a full ten pounds to a princely £45 a time.

GOOGLE is wondering if you meant a different search term which requires less effort and more showing of sponsored posts, it has confirmed.