Politics

EVERYBODY loves Reform, while everybody hates prominent Conservatives who lost their seats at the last election. But are there similarities between the two?

DEAR angry patriots. We regret that certain unhelpful government polices mean that your rage and loathing must be recalibrated toward a new sector of society.

A PLANNED rise in the minimum wage will leave those earning £100,000 or more wondering why they even bother.

AN average, ordinary working man has admitted that pretty much everyone on his estate has relocated abroad in fear of tomorrow’s budget.

SOME boys like conkers. Others playing rugby or collecting stamps. But I believe that casual racism is a hobby which offers joy to every English schoolboy.

EACH week we meet a couple with a fascinating story about how their romance began. This week: far-right activist Tommy Robinson and home secretary Shabana Mahmood.

THE government has confirmed its new policy on asylum is a little bit vicious, a little bit Denmark and a little bit Nigel Farage’s gonads taken right out of his red trousers.

THE country needs revenue and tax rises are forecast in the coming budget. Who, discounting you obviously, should be targeted?