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Zack Polanski not the first middle-class man humiliated by his plumber

ZACK Polanski is far from the first middle-class man mortified by his plumber being far more successful than he is, voters have assured him.

Tories overlook crucial detail that ain't nobody out here inheriting shit

THE Conservatives’ vote-winning policy of abolishing inheritance tax has only a single flaw, which is that very, very few people will ever pay it.

How to make the difficult choice between the Tories, Reform and Restore: A guide for bastards

THE Tories and Reform are competing for right-wing voters, with Restore potentially poaching some as well. Here are the factors you should consider when making your choice.

Badenoch can promise whatever she f**king likes

I mean an actual iron dome, clarifies Badenoch

The obituary of Jeffrey Archer, written by Jeffrey Archer

JEFFREY Archer, 1940-2026, statesman, bestselling author, Olympic 100m sprint gold medallist, astronaut, and faithful husband has passed on. He sums up his life in his own words.

We were dangerously close to being electable, Green Party explains

THE Green Party has taken a controversial stance on Zionism because it was worried it might become a viable political party.

Seven surprising benefits of rejoining the EU for Brexiters

ANDY Burnham clearly wants to rejoin the EU, which is bad news for Brexiters. But have they considered the benefits of returning to life before the 2016 referendum?

'F**k it, the old bastards all vote Reform anyway'

THE prime minister has decided to put the boot in to pensioners on the grounds they all vote far-right anyway so what the f**k.

And by the time you retire pensions will have no locks, under-40s told

THE prime minister has reassured young people that by the time they retire their state pensions will have no locks, should they even exist at all.