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Never mind, you can put up some more f**king flags

Generous Burnham offers Starmer choice of deaths

Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds, says Burnham

ANDY Burnham has celebrated his election win by quoting the grim words uttered by J Robert Oppenheimer.

Public warned they are in serious danger of damaging Reform's narrative

THE British public has been warned if they continue to vote so irresponsibly Reform’s entire election-winning narrative could be at risk.

Ed Miliband, and other dull Labour twats the press is trying to make terrifying

THE right-wing press is desperate to convince readers that voting Labour will lead to a socialist nightmare ruled by ruthless Leninists. Here’s who it’s not really working with.

You know, Reform aren't such bad guys, Starmer tells voters

KEIR Starmer has told the people of Makerfield that Reform are not the unelectable monsters they have been led to believe.

If you could maybe specify the threats, Army told

Wow. And just when I thought my job was safe

TWO resignations? Government destabilised again? My authority threatened? Stunned. And just when I was thinking I was in this for the long haul.

How to put a nice positive spin on race riots, by Britain's press

CARS and homes were set ablaze by riots in Belfast last night. But for reasons some newspapers broadly approve of, which is why they get this spin.

You call that a night of violence, laughs Belfast old-timer

AN elderly Belfast resident is chuckling at the relatively small scale of last night’s violence.