Politics

A WOMAN with a head shaped like a perfect black square is outraged to have her identity exposed by the release of the Epstein files.

RIGHT-WINGERS are calling for a merger between the Conservatives and Reform. But what could be the name of such an unholy union?

THE BBC has searched its archives but cannot find any trace of an offensive 1970s sitcom about how much better life would be if Hitler had won the war.

EVERYBODY loves Reform, while everybody hates prominent Conservatives who lost their seats at the last election. But are there similarities between the two?

DEAR angry patriots. We regret that certain unhelpful government polices mean that your rage and loathing must be recalibrated toward a new sector of society.

A PLANNED rise in the minimum wage will leave those earning £100,000 or more wondering why they even bother.

AN average, ordinary working man has admitted that pretty much everyone on his estate has relocated abroad in fear of tomorrow’s budget.