Politics

'The feeling's mutual,' Starmer tells electorate

THE prime minister has assured Britain’s voters that the loathing is entirely mutual.

Banning brown bins: How Reform councils will use their limited powers to be racist

REFORM have taken a handful of councils across Britain and will now attempt to end immigration using only local planning laws. This is how they’ll try:

Let's hope Green councils don't f**k up as fast as I have. By Zack Polanski

WE'RE set for big gains today, so let’s look forward to a fairer, greener Britain. That's assuming Green councillors don’t bollocks things up as impressively quickly as me.

Your ill-informed opinions, and other things you need to vote

HEADING out to vote in elections today but don’t know if you have everything you need? Consult this handy election guide.

Being gifted £5 million the only thing Farage has done that isn't newsworthy

PRIVATELY receiving £5 million from a crypto billionaire is the one thing Nigel Farage has done the media has deemed to be a non-story.

Is my looney Green, or Reform?

AN individual standing for the local council in your area holds deranged views from their radicalised corner of social media. But are they Green or Reform? Find out.

The Mansion Tax: how it will lose money so should be abolished like all other taxes on the rich, by the rich

THE Mansion Tax was, like raising the top rate of income tax, always going to cost Britain money because economics works backwards over a certain level. Let me explain.

'Vote Labour to avoid the arseache of a leadership contest'

LABOUR is pitching its council election campaign at ordinary voters who cannot be f**ked going through yet another sodding leadership contest.

The Green Party guide to f**king it up by being stereotypically Green

THE local elections are a big opportunity for the Greens, but will they ditch the wacky policies and oddball behaviour that kept them on the fringes before, like this?

Angela Rayner to come back played by different actress

ANGELA Rayner is to return to cabinet but played by a noticeably different actress, Labour have confirmed.