Politics

When will cowardly Starmer follow Trump's example and pardon our selfless drug dealers?

THEY work all hours. They’re entrepreneurs. And nothing matters more to them than putting a smile on their customers’ faces. So why are they locked up?

Keir Starmer's completely hypothetical guide to sacking someone called, say, Rachel

MAKING someone redundant isn’t easy for any manager. But if you’ve no other option with a colleague called, to choose a name at random, Rachel, here’s how to make it as painless as possible.

Fairly bright 11-year-old tipped to be next chancellor

AN 11-YEAR-OLD who is top of his primary school maths class is set to replace Rachel Reeves as chancellor, he claims.

'Your vegetable likeness infringed on my client’s trademarks': The next six legal letters sent by Liz Truss

LIZ Truss has threatened to sue Keir Starmer for saying she crashed the economy. And her legal delusions do not end there.

My lesson in 'gammonomics' for Rachel Reeves. By Roy Hobbs

I COULD have told you Rachel Reeves would bugger up the economy. She needs a lesson in ‘gammonomics’ - economics based on good old common sense. And I'm happy to oblige.

Farage doesn't have what it takes to lead The Nigel Farage Party In Association With Nigel Farage Starring Nigel Farage, claims foreigner

ELON Musk has advised Reform, a party owned by, starring and entirely built around Nigel Farage, that Nigel Farage should go.