Politics

ELON Musk, the world’s richest man, is now half a billion poorer with nothing but a blue wave to show for it. Here’s how he wasted his cash.

AN all-conquering wave of right-wing populists set to take the West has collapsed after the discovery they are corrupt, incompetent bellends.

TRUMP has oddly started showing an interest in men's buttocks. Here the broadminded aesthete explains what qualities you should look for in a man's mudflaps.

HEY, I remember 2018. England in the semis, Greta Thunberg, marching for climate change. But it’s as over as the shimmering dream pop of Beach House.

THE UK’s media has announced it will not stop searching until it has found a critical mass of between three and 15 Brexiters angry at plans to reverse it.

BRITAIN has texted the EU at 3am to see if it is still awake for some casual, no-strings-attached fun, it has emerged.

YOUR elderly parents have admitted they only voted for Brexit because they have been in the pay of Russia for 40 years, and your real surname is Denisovich.

ZACK Polanski is far from the first middle-class man mortified by his plumber being far more successful than he is, voters have assured him.