Politics

WOMEN cheated out of five years of retirement have patiently informed the government that even if they were told about it being pissed off is justified.

EVERY man, woman and child in Britain is to be paid £500 by Elon Musk to have positive views about Nigel Farage.

KEIR Starmer has come to the defence of sandwiches by pointing out that his father was a convenient bread-based meal.

ANGELA Rayner has vowed to turn the whole of Britain into a soot-clouded hellscape of cotton mills, terraced houses and grimy cobbled streets.

THE prime minister’s approval rating is at an all-time low, but is he still more popular than you? Find out with this quiz.

MARTIAL law was briefly declared in South Korea yesterday because the president was in trouble, arousing wistful longings in these prime ministers...