Politics

'I have signed a historic trade deal with oh shit they're at war'

THIS trade deal with India, soon to be the world’s third largest economy, is a historic accord which what do you mean they’re at war?

The Reform councillor's guide to being a pain in the arse from day one

REFORM councillors drunk on limited local power are banning flags and spurning equality training. if you’re one of the 800, these tactics will ensure you achieve nothing constructive.

'Go right-wing! Go right-wing!' chants media

THE entire media has taken up a chant of ‘Go right-wing!’ aimed at all political parties, while leaping up and down excitedly.

Are you enough of a sycophantic toady not to get sacked by Trump? Take our fun quiz

IT’S obvious that Trump’s minions have to utterly abase themselves or be booted out like Mike Waltz. So would you have the lack of self-respect you need? Take our quiz.

New Reform MP's first move is to forbid recounts

THE first act of new Reform MP Sarah Pochin, who won Runcorn and Helsby by six votes, is to forbid recounts.

Well we've definitely f**ked the Tories, says Farage

REFORM have announced that Labour may still be an issue, but they have definitely shafted the Conservative party.

'One step closer to the 1950s': The local elections as seen by a diehard Reform voter

YOU’RE probably not overly excited about today’s local elections. But that’s because you’re not a hardcore Reform voter. Here’s what they’re imagining.

How to put a f**king nutter on your local council

BORED? Sick of all the mainstream parties? Ready for a harmless protest vote that will put a person categorically unfit for political office onto your council? Here’s how.

Kneecap: 'Oh shit'

THE controversial Irish rap act Kneecap have issued a new statement in the light of their call to kill MPs and back Hezbollah, reading simply ‘Oh shit’.