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A WOMAN in her 30s has been left traumatised after realising her friends are starting to look and sound like their parents she remembers from childhood. 

WHILE you sit around eating Hob-Nobs, one hard-working Welsh couple have just won £1 million on the lottery for the second time. Here’s how you can be more like them.

AN intense eight-year-old has spent an entire weekend herding sheep in preparation for his role in today’s nativity play.

A MAN thoughtfully chosen as a stand-in parent is confident it is all a totally meaningless gesture.

A MAN who organises his life with military precision has a laminated printout of favourite masturbation fantasies working on a 21-day rotating schedule.

A WOMAN has admitted she adores everything about the natural world once sanitised on screen.

IT is now obligatory, on visiting a Christmas market, to pronounce it ‘hell’, ‘hellish’ and that Beelzebub himself was operating the churro stall. Here are some key differences worth noting.

LIDL has launched a middle aisle advent calendar for men of a certain age who cannot wait to see if they get a glass engraving kit or inflatable coracle.

A MIDDLE-AGED man has admitted he is reduced to tears when there are threats to take his beloved golliwog away.

COSMETIC surgeons worldwide are fielding a massive influx of clients who want to be given the unique look of lifelong Wigan residents.