Society

THE objectively awful town of Skegness runs a hop-on, hop-off open-top bus service so people can tour its grim sights at their leisure.

BEEN slapped with a speeding fine? Convinced this is one of those laws that doesn't really count? Wriggle out of paying it with these clever excuses that will convince nobody.

THE train is into the station. You’re closest to the door button. But you sense the other passengers’ doubt. Can he handle this? Will he crack up?

THE arrival of summer has primed a father to condescendingly share his exhaustive lawn care knowledge with his ignorant family.

VANDALISM is now terrorism, according to the government’s rulings on Palestine Action, and you’re guilty. These are the atrocities you committed aged 12.

THE nanny state’s latest idea? That its citizens are so helpless they need assistance even to die. Well, I can die perfectly well on my own, thank you very much.

THE British public has been invited to believe its police forces are so passionately opposed to racism in any form they willingly cover up crimes.

DADS are struggling with normal life after 24 hours of unbridled Father's Day self-indulgence.

THE UK’s least desirable towns and regions have a wealth of affordable housing just waiting for homeowners with low standards.