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Good old traditional racist disgusted by anti-Semitism

A PROPER traditional racist who bases his prejudice on skin colour is horrified by the rising tide of anti-Semitism.

Cider Barrel, and other lollies that prove the old days were better and you should vote Reform

THE classic ice lollies of the 70s and 80s are more than just nostalgia. They symbolise a better time which only Reform can bring back, explains councillor Norman Steele.

Londoner had to get tram, two trains, bus, Lime bike, electric scooter, boat, and cable-car to work

A LONDONER’S journey to work resembles Odysseus’s journey home from Troy according to her self-serving bullshit account of the saga.

Places in Britain ranked by the shitness of their regional insults

SHEFFIELD University has carried out a study of regional insults, most of which are stupid and make you sound like a halfwit yokel. Here is a sample in order of increasing shitness.

Migrants falsely claiming UK is pleasant and they would like to stay

All of pub quizmaster's questions about Gillian Anderson

A MAN hosting a pub quiz has, without warning, written questions only about Gillian Anderson. 

Greggs, B&M, a flat-roofed pub: where to take tourists to see the real Britain

FORGET Big Ben and Buckingham Palace. If you want to show tourists what Britain is really like, take them to these places.

We ask you: How are you making the most of the last few weeks of oil?

TRUMP'S war with Iran is jeopardising supplies of the planet-destroying fuel we all love. So how are you marking the end of plentiful oil?

Are you making the most of being furious about the sacked Waitrose hero?

ARE you feeling suitably outraged about the bastards at Waitrose who sacked a staff member who took on a scumbag shoplifter? If not you could be missing out, so here’s what to do.

Watching TV, and other things your phone-addicted teenager would consider an intellectual pursuit

FOR today's teenagers, activities once considered simple can be a mind-bending challenge. Such as these: