Society

FEMINISM? I don’t need it, I’m a white man. But these foreigners coming to Britain? They’ll find no louder feminist than I if they try disrespecting our slags.

A FATHER is furious at his local council about potholes in roads and is apoplectic at the roadworks needed to fix them.

AFTER Gerry Adams protested in court that he was never a member of the IRA, retired members of the group are kicking themselves for failing to recruit him. 

A TEENAGE boy has been indoctrinated by the manosphere after watching the latest Louis Theroux documentary, it has emerged.

THE new 2,689-mile King Charles III coastal path takes walkers through many of the country’s most exquisite areas of severe deprivation. Tour these today.

A MOTHER is gripped by a new live-action reality show which she is binge-watching via the streaming service of her kitchen window.

AN invitation has arrived, and of course you have no intention of going. But how best to do so without offending the host who unreasonably expects your presence? Try these.

BANKNOTES will soon feature British wildlife after the public were consulted on the idea. But is it wise to ask a nation full of idiots who’d be happy with shit like this on their money?

EVERY arsehole you have the misfortune to speak to now aggressively calls you ‘buddy’, Britain has confirmed.