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Keelhauling preferable to £1,000 fine for headphone dodgers, say commuters

BRUTAL nautical punishments would be a more fitting penalty for headphone dodgers than a £1,000 fine, commuters agree.

Cyclist actually pretty proud of new death by dangerous cycling law

A CYCLIST is gratified that the severe danger he poses to innocent pedestrians is finally being recognised in law.

Does your special, special child need extra exam time? Of course they f**king do: a quiz

IS your child so much more special than the others they need extra time to do their exams? Could there be any doubt? Give yourself as long as you need for these questions.

Pope Francis – how does he rank against your personal top ten Popes?

THE world is mourning Pope Francis, but how does he stand up against your own top ten pontiffs? We check the rankings.

Well I still don't know what a woman is, and I'm proud to say so

YESTERDAY’S Supreme Court decision means nothing to me. I still have no idea what characteristics could possibly constitute a woman, and I’m proud of it.

Internet misogynists given chance to meet a woman

A GROUP of online misogynists have been introduced to an actual woman for the first time.

Five reasons your bank balance keeps plunging that can't be blamed on Trump

TRUMP’S tariffs are causing economic chaos, but stupid financial decisions closer to home might be the real reason you’re broke. Here are some you keep imposing on yourself.