Relationships

A 28-YEAR-OLD man is delighted to be diagnosed as having ‘anxious avoidant attachment’ by the enthusiastic amateurs on his girlfriend’s group chat.

GOT an ex or male friend who, as 35 approaches, looks better and better? Here’s how to convince him and yourself that he was always the one.

A WIFE is unsure how to feel about her husband, after 15 years of marriage, finally learning how to make her orgasm.

HAVE you got a sexual past that so vanilla it could be in the freezer section at Asda, but want to appear less boring to a lover? Here’s how to craft a dubious erotic tale.

TRYING to convince your wife she wants an open marriage? These are the reasons why you f**king around would only make your relationship stronger.

A WOMAN has been presented with a seemingly spontaneous bouquet by her boyfriend. What has he done? Grace Wood-Morris investigates.

A WOMAN has hilariously given her boyfriend the illusion of choice while deciding which restaurant to eat at.

A THREESOME has been thrown into crisis after it became apparent that one member of the trio was contributing significantly less than the other two.

A TEENAGER has been charged with attempting to shag a Shetland pony near Huddersfield. Let’s hope it doesn’t become a Gen Z dating trend, because the following will happen.