Relationships

Is your penis too big? A questionnaire men will want to take

AN American football star is in an odd legal wrangle over his ex-wife claiming his penis was too big. But what man hasn’t wondered if he’s mightily endowed? Take our test and find out.

Women bewildered as two men end friendship without drama

WOMEN worldwide are struggling to comprehend how two men have amicably agreed to no longer be friends with no emotional fallout whatsoever.

Legitimate reasons why I keep you off my social media, by a boyfriend definitely not keeping his options open

BABE, I know you’re concerned about why you never appear on my Insta. So I want to address this transparently to reassure you while continuing to seem unattached.

Five subtle signs your wife fancies you

NOT sure if the woman who agreed to be with you for the rest of your life fancies you? Look out for these telltale signs.

Dating app introduces seasonal desperation mode

TINDER has rolled out a seasonal desperation mode to connect users who are anxious to get laid by the first of January.

Inclusive gesture of inviting son's boyfriend for Christmas ruined by what a twat he is

THE wonderful, embracing decision to invite a son’s boyfriend for a Christmas meal has been spoiled by said boyfriend being an arsehole.

Mum interpreting every gift as passive-aggressive slight

A MOTHER believes every present she has opened from her husband and children to be a covert critique on her personality and parenting.

'Go on, it's Christmas!' says woman treating herself to affair

A WOMAN is indulging in an extra-marital affair on the grounds that it is the festive season and she has had a hard year.

Report: millions of women just letting men put gross willies in them

MILLIONS of woman across the world are, against their better judgment, still allowing men to put their gross willies inside of them, research has found.

Ladies, are minimum standards stopping you meeting the right guy? By a man

ASKING boyfriends to meet certain basic requirements can ruin a woman’s chances of love. Single man Martin Bishop explains why it’s time to stop being so picky.