Relationships

AN UNHEALTHY obsession with forming real-life bonds may be stealing precious time you could be spending on your phone. Do you need to change your behaviour?

A GROUP of old school friends have got together for Christmas drinks in a local pub for what they are all inwardly praying is the final time.

HAVE you just pulled unexpectedly? Don’t rely on Hollywood to give you an accurate account of one-night stands, especially the morning after. Here’s how real life will disappoint.

GRANDPARENTS are finding their obligation to be kindly and generous to their junior charges increasingly difficult to maintain.

A PAIR of preening wankers are unsure whether they should make their inability to choose between surnames the world and their future children’s problem.

A MAN whose date cut all contact after their second meeting is unashamedly referring to her as his ex-girlfriend.

AS Cher said, if you want to know if he loves you so it’s in his kiss. And she did not mean upstairs. These famous men live to go down, you can see it in their faces.

EVERYONE on every dating app has f**ked everyone else on every other dating app, leading to a fall in usage.

YOUR ex-partner who has not contacted you in years now has a life worth envying so would love to meet you for a coffee.