Relationships

EVERY year, mothers receive lavish gifts and cards packed with heartfelt sentiment from their children. Dads might also get something. These are the key differences.

A WOMAN who is only offered a selection of lunatics and perverts on dating apps has been asked why she always picks the wrong men. 

A WOMAN has been left stunned after a man she had decided was ‘probably good enough’ unexpectedly rejected her advances. 

AGE-GAP relationships are often frowned up - except in certain circumstances where people strangely don’t care about shagging an old person. Such as these…

A BRITISH man with a passion for Japanese women has proclaimed that he will campaign tirelessly for his human right to fetishise.

‘SHREKKING’, or being rejected by someone less attractive, is the latest bollocks Gen Z dating term, so what’s next? Any of these five are reasonable contenders.

LEWIS Hamilton has done his bit to go ‘Instagram official’ with Kim Kardashian by posting a picture of her. It's not the only online dating trend we’re all supposed to be doing.

YOUNG Britons are entering into three-way romantic and sexual relationships because they are a great way to keep rent and bills down.

A 45-YEAR-OLD who exclusively dates women in their 20s while claiming they are ‘emotionally mature’ does not seem to have any male friends of that age.

THAT sickly, ingratiating grin isn’t for everyone. It isn’t for you. It seems to specifically be for women employed to serve him, like these.