Relationships

How many years do you have left in your sex life?

ENJOYING a bountiful and fulfilling sex life? The clock’s ticking. Soon it will be no more than a memory. Find out how long you’ve got...

Six weird grievances splitting up means you can get off your chest

RELATIONSHIP gone tits up? Ease the heartache with the knowledge that you’re finally free to air these home truths that have been bugging you for years.

Why any man who dates women under 30 is a massive creep, by 32-year-old Charlotte Phelps

PERVERTS, the lot of them. A man dating a 27-year-old ought to have his photo up behind the bar in Nando’s and a curfew.

How to contain your glee at hearing your ex has been dumped

BREAK-UPS are sad, traumatic events, unless it’s your ex who's just been dumped. However it’s best to hide your overwhelming joy at the news, so try these tips.

Man pretty sure '37-year-old' Tinder date is Davina McCall

A MAN strongly suspects his supposedly 37-year-old Tinder date was TV presenter Davina McCall, known for her advice on sex and dating in your 50s.

Short men fine except for short man personality, say women

WOMEN have confirmed they have no issue with short men’s physiques but dismiss them as romantic partners because of short man syndrome.

Seven obvious reasons why you won't enjoy cuckolding

THERE’S no harm in sexual fantasies, but cuckolding – asking your wife to cheat on you with other men – is worth considering carefully before trying, for these obvious reasons…

Existence of entire male friendship group hinges on one vaguely organised bloke

A GROUP of men who have been friends for two decades only remain so because of one man.

Nerd blames being single on fandom of widely beloved mass-market entertainment franchises

A NERD is blaming his lack of dating success on his passionate interest in franchises adored by millions of people.