Relationships

'I've taken a lover' and other ways to make your situationship sound better than it is

GOT yet another partner who isn’t sure what they want only that it definitely isn’t a lifetime with you? Never mind, there are ways to make your situationship sound more glamorous than it is.

Couple taking romantic autumn walk in vile slippery leaf mush

A LOVED-UP couple are taking a gentle evening stroll through the mud, mulch and loose twigs covering every path near their house.

Teenage boys cannot believe their luck in getting to date teenage girls

ADOLESCENT boys are incredulous at their good fortune in being able to date teenage girls, who outrank them in every possible way.

Man realises five years later that girlfriend was dumping him

A MAN has realised, five years after the fact, that his last conversation with his girlfriend centred on her ending their relationship.

Interpretative dance, and other crystal-clear ways to convey your sexual needs

COMMUNICATING your sexual wants can be difficult. It can be awkward, it can make your partner feel judged and your mouth may already be busy. Use these instead.

Shit boyfriend in dying relationship reckons lingerie will keep the romance alive

A USELESS boyfriend on the brink of being dumped is convinced that buying lingerie will keep the relationship alive.

Boy comes of age by realising his dad is a bit of a tosser

A 16-YEAR-OLD boy has become a man on finally coming to the understanding that his father, who he once looked up to, is something of a prick.

Five signs your partner wasn't thinking about how much they love you for a fraction of a second

IN the attention economy, even a second spent not contemplating the wonder of you is tantamount to cheating. Here are five signs your partner has been momentarily unfaithful.

'Lack of vibes' considered genuine excuse to end date by both parties

INTERNET language designed to help fearful Gen Zers to avoid voicing opinions is now considered valid for ending romantic relationships.