Relationships

Male terms of endearment, ranked

MEN cannot express affection towards other men and even choosing between a ‘mate’, a ‘dude’ or even a ‘fella’ is a minefield. Use this ranking to guide you.

Woman assumes she can still ask ex to do stuff after split

A WOMAN who split up with her boyfriend last month is confident she can still ask him for help moving, to fix her internet and other household tasks.

Man who came first at threesome wondering how to politely fill the time

A MAN who was first to ejaculate during a threesome struggled to occupy himself profitably thereafter, he has admitted.

Bully them online: How to stop your sexual partner being your best friend

BEING ‘best friends’ with your partner can damage your sex life, according to a sex therapist. If that sounds like you, here’s how to end that passion-killing friendship.

Emotionally mature man looking for serious, long-term f**k buddy

A MAN sick of the misogynistic carousel of online dating is ready to settle down with a serious, long-term casual hook up, he has announced.

Woman only smug about boyfriend because friends are dating worst dickheads imaginable

A WOMAN confident her relationship is superior to others is technically correct, but only because every other couple she knows is a car crash.

Why me looking someone up is research and you looking me up is creepy stalking

Everyone obsessively reads their ex’s new girlfriend’s Instagram posts from 2019 at 3am, okay?

All 13 CBB contestants in the order you'd shag them in if you really had to

WHAT order would you have sex with the Celebrity Big Brother contestants in if, say, aliens were going to destroy the Earth if you didn’t? It’s an important question, so read our guide.

Loveliest friend scientifically most likely to marry a prick

YOUR kindest, most wonderful friend is also the most likely to end up settling down with a huge wanker, new research has found.

Dads lumbered with awkward new friendship after children meet for play date

TWO fathers are being forced socialise with each other because their children have made friends, it has emerged.