Relationships

A MARRIED couple have announced they are ready to take the next step to a threesome.

YOUR mother believes you need guidance in making the correct choices, including your poor judgment in choosing a spouse. Even though your husband is right there.

IT has finally been confirmed that anal sex is no more enjoyable than regular sex, just significantly more uncouth.

HAVING a huge tiff and realise you’re in the wrong? A good person would apologise but you can wrap it up without admitting a single fault. Here’s how.  

USING a blindfold during sex is the best way to imagine you are coupling with someone other than your partner, it has emerged.

SINGLE? Got parents? Who deliberately choose the most punishingly painful moment to ask probing questions about, essentially, if you’re f**king?

GOT a date, but not sure what to talk about because you’re a socially dysfunctional weirdo? Don’t worry, just jump in with any of these interesting topics.

AN elderly couple have asked their granddaughter whether she and her husband are f**king bareback in order to produce great-grandchildren. 

A MAN known for being mysterious, difficult to read and often morose might just be a massive bellend, it has emerged.

WOMEN have confirmed that the most stimulating part of pornography for them is the interior design details.