Relationships

PICKED up your very own George Clooney? You’re about to discover the reality suffers a great deal more back pain – and is vocal about it – than the fantasy.

LOVED up, but not inducing as much nausea as other couples? Follow these tips to become the most in-your-face sweethearts the world has ever despised.

A WOMAN who settled for a dullard she constantly moans about still looks down on a friend for remaining single, it has emerged.

WHY isn’t he texting back? Unresolved childhood trauma? Unconventional attachment style? Or are you annoying? Let’s break it down like his parents’ marriage.

WHETHER it’s for a new lover, a competitive friend or an intrusive voice in the pub, we all need to fake thrilling sexual histories. Claim you’ve had sex in these locations for clout.

GWYNETH Paltrow has been droning on about the sex scenes in her new film, but what is actual sex with wellness guru Gwynnie like? Here are her bedroom tips.

A WOMAN in a new relationship has faked a notional interest in anal sex in order not to offend.

A WOMAN has announced she is to marry so she will, for the rest of her life, have cast-iron proof of her current hotness.

IF THE public wants to read about an affair I had in the mid-90s, I will give them what they want. These are my sex tips. Read on.

A BUSINESS-SAVVY boyfriend has paid £108.90 on lingerie for his partner with hopes of returning significant gains from his investment.