Relationships

A COUPLE in the final stages of planning a wedding believe it will finally make them attracted to each other.

A MAN who thinks his girlfriend should try a bit harder with her appearance has been wearing the same dreadful T-shirt since he was a teenager.

A COUPLE have decided to ruin their home, the best years of their youth and ultimately their relationship by getting a dog.

A WOMAN who told her friends she ‘doesn’t do gossip’ will not be invited for drinks again, it has been confirmed.

ARE you a rampant stallion in the bedroom, the envy of your neighbours, or has no partner ever found the courage to tell you you’re completely shit?

A WOMAN who has never met her ex’s new partner has managed to accumulate an entire file of detailed information on her.

A COUPLE enjoy a very successful relationship thanks to sharing the same dreadful sense of humour, they have revealed.