Relationships

Six minefield questions your new girlfriend will ask about your ex and how to answer

IS there a new girlfriend in your life? Make sure you’re prepared to field these questions about your ex she'll be interrogating you with.

How to show your friend that, underneath it all, you really do hate her

FEMALE friendships endure for years through arguments, estrangements and falsity, kept going on a bedrock of mutual loathing. This is how to show her you genuinely hate her guts.

We've been together for 23 years but aren't married. How special are we?

OUR relationship is the best, by far. Because although we’ve been a couple for decades with children and a mortgage, we’re incredibly special because we’re not married.

Why I, a married man, would not judge you for having an affair with me

WOMEN have such notions. For example, they may feel a married man with a disposable income would look down on them for wanting no-strings-attached sex. And that is wrong.

Drone bee turned off by queen's body count

A BEE has admitted he is put off mating with the hive’s queen because she has already mated with dozens of other drones.

Your parents: They can't still be shagging at their age, surely? A quiz

YOUR mum and dad are ancient, so there's no way they can still be having marital relations at their age - or can they? Find out with our fun quiz.

He says he doesn't date women over 30, you shout 'House!': the rules of Bumble Guy Bingo

WITH his vinyl, woollen hat, impeccable left-wing politics, eschewing of commitment and obsession with Japanese whiskey, Bumble Guy lends himself to a fun game. Play along at home!

Woman finds even better soulmate

A WOMAN who believed she had already found the one has been pleasantly surprised to find a significant upgrade.

Bid to ban marriage between cousins is 'war on countryside'

A CONSERVATIVE MP is accused of striking at the very fundamentals of rural life with a bill to ban marriage between cousins.