Relationships

YOUR ex-partner who has not contacted you in years now has a life worth envying so would love to meet you for a coffee.

IT’S emerged that murderer Lyle Menendez, recently featured in a Netflix true-crime drama, is dating a young British student. And he’s not the only undeserving person who’s having more sexual success than you...

NEITHER member of a couple are finding a basque and suspenders sexy despite both enthusiastically pretending to, it has emerged.

TRYING to impress a woman? Has she noticed a minor scar on your otherwise, you believe, unblemished body? These lies should get her into bed.

A COMMITMENT-PHOBIC man has explained the condition which has condemned him to a life of meaningless hook-ups and serial infidelity deserves nothing but sympathy.

AN apathetic man is unaware he and his girlfriend are in a polyamorous relationship, it has emerged.

INITIATING the act of love is a fine art. Don’t mess it up by taking your cue from any of the following.

WANT to call someone an irritating bellend but can’t get away with it in present company? Try using these phrases instead: .

A COUPLE who regularly scream insults into each others faces at point-blank range are adamant that it only makes their relationship stronger.

A SINGLE man and single woman who keep seeing each other’s faces pop up on dating apps both find the other pathetic for still being there.