Relationships

A WOMAN giving a man a blowjob quickly realised she was horribly out of her depth.

OBVIOUSLY your parents had sex in order to make you, but that doesn't mean they’re prolific shaggers. These are definitely the only other times they did it.

MEN have asked women what is really wrong with a ‘friends with benefits’ scenario. 

A SERIAL cheater has confirmed that significant numbers of his WhatsApps have mysteriously vanished, just like the prime minister’s.

MEN are struggling to understand why women are so disapproving of a nice, cosy ‘friends with benefits’ scenario.

A MAN who has only been with his girlfriend since January has admitted he thinks it is still too early to exchange Christmas gifts.

A DAD has given his daughter’s boyfriend his official seal of approval by taking him on a guided tour of the garage.

A MAN who would otherwise be quite old has stopped the ageing process in its tracks by only pursuing much younger women.

A MAN who considers himself to be ‘open to anything’ in the bedroom is shortly to be disabused of that notion by his girlfriend’s finger.

INCOMPATIBLE couples across the UK are feeling the pressure as the window of opportunity to break up before Christmas closes.