A MAN is facing the tough choice between spending the evening in the company of his wife, who he loves dearly, or watching something other than total shit.
Tom Logan confirmed he is far fonder of wife Rebecca than he is of high-end television drama but is still torn between spending two hours by her side or two hours watching Severance because the latter could be good.
He said: “When I haven’t seen Becky all day, it’s great to snuggle on the sofa and catch up. However, at 9pm it’s the Married At First Sight reunion special.
“And I’m just not sure that the warmth of another human being, even one I’ve pledged my life to the happiness of, can really be worth sitting through that relentless torrent of utter shite where vapid turds stage fake confrontations to titillate the mindless. Sorry Becky.
“Especially as we have a second lounge where I could watch a well-written, intelligent drama that I’ve been basically thinking about all day. I don’t get much free time. Isn’t that, arguably, of equal importance?
“It doesn’t mean our marriage is over. It doesn’t mean we’re living separate lives and divorce is inevitable. I just can’t sit through irredeemably dire shit when there’s any possible alternative.”
Rebecca Logan said: “So you don’t love me?”
