DATING apps have asked their ugly, humourless, unloveable users if they have ever reflected that not being able to find a partner may not just be the app.
Apps including Tinder, Bumble and Hinge believe they are fulfilling their end of the deal by providing an endless supply of single people, so are wondering if unhappy users have entertained the idea they themselves are the reason they are still alone.
Tinder said: “We’ve got all ages, interests and levels of commitment covered. So perhaps if nobody’s swiping right on your profile then it’s a you problem.
“Think about it. Everyone on here is desperately looking for love or at least a misguided shag. If you can’t meet anyone through us then you’re being rejected by hundreds of potential partners every hour. And you’re blaming us?”
Hinge agreed: “Complain about our cringey prompts or our algorithms all you want, but what’s the common denominator? It’s you.
“Every couple you know met through a dating app, so clearly we’re doing something right. But when was the last time someone hit on you, either in real life or online?”
Grindr said: “Or guys, if you’re open to changing your sexuality, we don’t get any complaints.”
