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PLANNING a trip to the big smoke? Want that authentically wretched London experience the residents keep for themselves? Try these ten must-miss activities.

NINE and a half grand to spend a year hanging out with your mates in the prime of your youth is still a good deal, students have been told.

A DICKISH couple are certain people from miles around will gratefully gaze at the huge free fireworks display they are putting on.

AN uptight bed showroom is stupidly not letting customers find out how good the mattresses are for shagging on.

HALLOWEEN is a time for ghosts, ghouls and women who want an excuse to wear revealing costumes. If you’re going to regret dressing as a slutty witch here are some outfits which are hard to sexualise.

RURAL villages that mark Halloween with funny old-fashioned ceremonies always kill someone at the end, it has emerged.

A COUPLE seeking a romantic autumnal activity have chosen to mutually hack apart a huge, slimy squash.

LIFE is dull. Inject the seedy glamour of organised crime into your day by turning mundane activities into Hollywood fantasies.

ARE needless thoughts racing through your head 24/7 or could your anxious brain be doing more? Find out with this quiz.

THE prime minister has told teenagers to be sensible and invest in a reliable, refillable vape that will serve their nicotine dependency for years to come.