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Five things every mum wants for Mother's Day: A guide for shit sons

ARE you a terrible, inconsiderate son who doesn’t know what to get his mum for Mother’s Day? Try these safe gifts.

Restaurants, the theatre, an intensive care ward: Six places I have every right to take my dog

MORE and more places are welcoming dogs these days, but society still has a long way to go. Here are just six of the places I should obviously be allowed to take my gorgeous little fur baby.

19 steps to getting your elderly parents to the most tame events

DO you sometimes have to ensure your elderly parents attend a family event, keep a doctor’s appointment or simply come to visit? Here is the painful process step-by-step.

Gen Z hop on cool Scottishmaxxing trend

YOUNG people worldwide are now obsessed with emulating the cultural habits of the Scots, it has emerged.

How to beat your neighbours at sex

NEIGHBOURS acting like they do it loads more than you? Concerned Evri delivery drivers think of their address as ‘the hot one’? Assert otherwise with these tips.

How to pretend everyone loves your dog as much as you do

YOUR boisterous, irrepressible dog is fun and full of character. Everyone you meet definitely feels the same way, so it’s fine to do the following.

Man nostalgic for his 20s, which at the time he hated

A MAN is feeling increasingly nostalgic for his twenties despite having spent the entire decade wishing they would end.

Most toxic person you know thinks she's a people pleaser

A PSYCHOLOGICALLY corrosive and morally reprehensible person genuinely believes all her problems stem from being a people pleaser.

Six things your mate who's always too broke to do anything did last month

HAS your perpetually broke friend bailed on buying you a drink again? While letting slip that all these activities were apparently within last month’s budget.