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ATTRACTIVE people get preferential treatment at work, research has found, but the gorgeous have replied that beauty brings its own issues. You feel you could cope with these.

AN otherwise progressive man has admitted that he is still transfixed by boobs and enjoys movies with massive explosions.

ONLYFANS stars are competing in sex challenges, but if your sex life is humdrum and you’re at best an average performer, less extreme ones are a lot more achievable.

THE memory that makes a man feel most happy and at peace is of his local branch of Screwfix, it has emerged.

IT is fine for a woman to use cocaine as long as it has horrifically awful consequences and she repents like a medieval witch, the Daily Mail has decided.

A TEENAGER will not come out of his bedroom and talk to his parents unless they pay a call-out fee of £50, it has emerged.

A MAN who has spent 16 years in London has moved back to Wolverhampton so he can be closer to those who do not earn nearly as much money as he does.

A MAN is under the strange impression that neutering his dog will have a direct and irreversible effect on his own manhood.

FRIENDS who always cancel plans to go out do not like you and are not your friends, research has found.

FROM July you’ll have to verify your age to view internet porn. Here is a leaked draft of the questions you’ll be asked to prove you're a responsible masturbator over the age of 18.