Lifestyle

WHEN you’re achieving as much in life as me and Angela Rayner – for her being deputy Labour leader, for me rearranging bird ornaments – it needs to be documented.

DIGGING around in the foetid mud of the Thames among the accumulated rubbish of the past 200 years is a shit way to spend a Saturday, it has emerged.

STRUGGLING to chime in at the pub due to your terrible social skills? Make it through to last orders in one piece with this guide.

PANIC is rising as you will be forced to flush a toilet in someone else’s home for a second time, it has emerged.

TEENAGERS from comfortable homes are ready to regale their peers with their complex traumas for an unforgettable first night at university.

THE younger generation has warned it will increase its production of ridiculous slang unless its demands are met.

A HOUSEHOLD is holding a ceremony to officially mark the start of months of competitive heating-related feuding.

YOU watched, rapt, as these visions of the future unfolded. Ignorant of the fact your teacher stuck the video on because she was lazy, and none of it would happen.

THE UK’s debts and historically high tax levels could leave households unable to buy whatever they fancy, according to a new report.