THE younger generation has warned it will increase its production of ridiculous slang unless its demands are met.
Gen Z have cautioned that words like ‘rizz’, ‘slay’ and ‘demure’ are merely an opening salvo, and they are capable of churning out much larger quantities of irritating nonsense if older people insist on ridiculing them.
15-year-old Josh Hudson said: “You think our vocabulary is infuriating at the moment? Big yikes. We’re going easy on you by using pronounceable words you can infer the meaning of from their context.
“Unless you start treating us like grown-ups, stop destroying the planet, and deactivate the parental controls on all of our devices, we’ll be forced to launch rafts of gibberish phrases every hour. No cap.
“We’ve got legions of volunteers riddled with brain rot on standby to unleash our new slang on TikTok. Each word will be more stupid than the last, with a lifespan of a few minutes so you’ll never know what’s bussin or what’s cringe.
“You might think you’re safe at work, but there’ll be a Gen Z operative in your company’s marketing team who will force you to say our silly words on social media like a terrorist hostage. As a final indignity we might even make you do a silly dance for our sick enjoyment.”
He added: “Skibidi Toilet is our final warning, pray we don’t decide to escalate things further.”
