Lifestyle

YOUR friend remembers that you used to have long greasy hair and listened to Ned’s Atomic Dustbin and has the photos to prove it.

A BRITISH man has once again been f**ked over by Google’s assertion that Mother’s Day falls in May.

WANKING is the best human experience possible, but did you know it feels even better in a hotel room? Here's why.

WANT to really get on a taxi driver’s tits during the short journey from the pub to your house? Try these techniques:

AT university, the bar for what constitutes as acceptable behaviour is basically subsurface. However, do any of these things as a proper adult and you will become a social leper.

A MIDDLE-AGED woman who wants to feel energised to the point of anxiety can do so by drinking a strong cup of tea after midday, she has confirmed.

STAGGERING home from the pub with five pints in your bladder and no public loo in sight? Try these handy alternatives.

A WOMAN visiting Paris has sensibly brought a new pair of high-heeled leather boots that are yet to be broken in as her only footwear option.

A STRAIGHT woman who likes to call herself a ‘fag hag’ only actually has one gay male friend, it has emerged.