Politics

Enjoy your time together with money while you have it, says Reeves

RACHEL Reeves has advised you to create loving memories with money while you have it because who knows what will happen in the future.

The wild rumours circulating at Labour's conference probably, we don't know, we can't get in

LABOUR’S annual conference is abuzz with rumours that would scandalise and horrify Britain, we imagine, we didn’t get a pass. Here they are anyway.

Yes, digital ID cards will link up with porn verification system, Starmer confirms

THE prime minister has confirmed that digital ID cards will indeed work in tandem with the age verification system which records all the filth you watch.

Farage: 'Deport everyone and start again'

REFORM UK have announced plans to deport the entire population of the UK then allow them back one by one after screening interviews.

Donald Trump, and other people Donald Trump considers American heroes

CHARLIE Kirk has been admitted into The Donald Trump Pantheon of American Heroes, but which other Yanks will be on his new Mount Rushmore?