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Flat tax rate is ethical porn, says Badenoch

My father was a sandwich, says Starmer

KEIR Starmer has come to the defence of sandwiches by pointing out that his father was a convenient bread-based meal.

Building houses is not war you officious self-important shits, says government

Sandwiches are hiding something, says Badenoch

When I have finished the whole of Britain will be the North, promises Rayner

ANGELA Rayner has vowed to turn the whole of Britain into a soot-clouded hellscape of cotton mills, terraced houses and grimy cobbled streets.

Are you more popular than Keir Starmer? Take our quiz

THE prime minister’s approval rating is at an all-time low, but is he still more popular than you? Find out with this quiz.

Six British prime ministers who wish they had declared martial law

MARTIAL law was briefly declared in South Korea yesterday because the president was in trouble, arousing wistful longings in these prime ministers...

'Fare-dodging would at least have been appropriate,' thunders Starmer

THE prime minister has told former transport secretary Louise Haigh if she wanted to get a criminal record for fraud then she could have simply fare-dodged.

Migration way up post-Brexit, like everyone wanted

'I, too, have a petition' says Liz Truss

FORMER prime minister Liz Truss has announced she has a petition of her own which she is sure the whole nation will want to sign.