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Angela Rayner a warning to working-classes not to get clever with money

THE deputy prime minister’s stamp duty has provided a valuable warning to the working-classes never to get clever with their money.

‘I'm wearing a Union Jack butt plug right now': your Labour MP's patriotism, based on their flags

KEIR Starmer and Yvette Cooper are boasting of how many Union Jacks they own. Obviously patriotism is directly proportional to flag ownership, so how does your Labour MP fare?

Labour's migrant clampdown, explained by a patriot who doesn't believe a word of it

LABOUR? Having a migrant clampdown? Doing one thing and saying the other mate, I should know, I voted for Boris and Brexit. Here’s what’s really happening.

Keir Starmer fires loads of staff because let's face it, they're not doing great

I only came over for the floristry lessons, admits migrant

Brexit? Stop immigration? Where on earth did you hear that nonsense? By Nigel Farage

YESTERDAY, I unveiled my grand new plan to end immigration forever. Yet people kept asking me about Brexit? Why, when it was unrelated to immigration in any way?

Farage moving right at unsustainable pace

25 more white surfaces you can turn into a St George's cross with a tin of red spray paint

PATRIOTS who love their country and have no other underlying motivation are turning crossings and roundabouts into England flags. They can do these next.

How dare Reeves threaten to tax Britain's Big House Bastards?

Six places migrants can go now: ideas from the Council of Deranged Racists

WE have solved the migrant hotel problem, but apparently they don’t just vanish? No problem. We’ve used our collective expertise to find new locations to house them.