Politics

'They’ve betrayed my Brexit,' man says in small, pathetic voice

A MAN sitting at home alone watching news of a UK-EU deal has said ‘they’ve betrayed my Brexit’ almost too quietly and sadly to be heard.

Racist enough? We ask a bigoted voter

LABOUR has this morning announced new curbs on immigration, but are they racist enough? What would be? We ask registered bigot Norman Steele, aged 73.

Migrants who've watched Adolescence to be fast-tracked

OVERSEAS workers hoping to enter Britain will be fast-tracked if they can prove they watched and understood Adolescence, the government has confirmed.

'I have signed a historic trade deal with oh shit they're at war'

THIS trade deal with India, soon to be the world’s third largest economy, is a historic accord which what do you mean they’re at war?

The Reform councillor's guide to being a pain in the arse from day one

REFORM councillors drunk on limited local power are banning flags and spurning equality training. if you’re one of the 800, these tactics will ensure you achieve nothing constructive.

'Go right-wing! Go right-wing!' chants media

THE entire media has taken up a chant of ‘Go right-wing!’ aimed at all political parties, while leaping up and down excitedly.