Science & Technology

AS I explained in a somewhat tetchy interview with The Economist, an incredible tech-topia awaits humanity thanks to me. Here's what it will be like when I actually do it.

THERE are plans to add 'AI' to the secondary school curriculum, but you’re probably wondering what exactly pupils will learn. Most likely these things.

A GRANDMOTHER is operating her TV remote as if she intends to crush it into oblivion.

THIS week OpenAI claimed an AI ‘went rogue’, but does anyone believe their melodramatic tales anymore? In fact scepticism is well overdue for AI nonsense like this.

DONALD Trump has made at least $1 billion from cryptocurrency, it has emerged. So who better to give advice on putting your money into this risky and complex investment?

NONE of the advances in technology of the last half-century have made it any easier to enter text via a remote control.

SICK deviants who use social media to prey on young people have asked you to consider their feelings during this difficult time.

UNDER-16s have explained that whether on social media or not, they will still be completely unbearable dickheads.

THE only age it is healthy and useful for anyone to have a phone is 22, it has been confirmed.