Science & Technology

Men disappointed not all mathematicians are hot

MEN who equate advanced mathematical ability with hotness after Hannah Fry’s stint on Celebrity Traitors are confused that not all in the profession are equally gorgeous.

Tesla unveils new way to identify dickheads

ELON Musk’s car company Tesla has launched an effective new way to tell if someone is an insufferable bellend.

Hey ChatGPT, I've just done a shit, should I wipe my arse?

SO, all this brown stuff just plopped out of my bottom and into the toilet. What should I do next?

Hackers threaten to tell M&S about your dirty ASOS habit

CYBER criminals are threatening to tell M&S all about your secret addiction to buying cheap fast fashion from ASOS.

Perfecting nuclear fusion, and other ways to pull Hannah Fry

CELEBRITY Traitors contestant Hannah Fry is not only intelligent, but in a maths way. If you want to stand a chance with her you need to excel at science. Do any of these.

Nelson Mandala riding an elephant through Manhattan, and other stuff mums aren't sure is AI

MOTHERING a child causes certain biological changes, among them being able to discern what is real and what is generative AI. Mum’s sent you these five just to double-check.

Meta glasses giving ordinary spectacle-wearing perverts a bad name

HI-TECH eyewear used to film women without their knowledge is unfairly besmirching normal bespectacled peepers and voyeurs, it has emerged.

How I'll function as the ultimate AI guardrail, by President Trump

AI. Everyone wants it but America has it, and they also have the best safety system in existence to make sure it can never harm anyone: me. This is how I do it.

We asked ChatGPT if AI was dangerous, and it says it's fine

THERE are all kinds of rumours going around about AI. That it’s dangerous. That it regularly breaks its own guardrails. That it could ‘wipe out humanity’.

Ultra-violent video game set to unite world in beautiful harmony

A GAMING franchise centred on enacting criminal violence against innocents seems to be so beautiful it could heal the world, fans believe.