Science & Technology

How to write a prompt, and other nonsense teenagers will learn in AI classes

THERE are plans to add 'AI' to the secondary school curriculum, but you’re probably wondering what exactly pupils will learn. Most likely these things.

Gran pressing remote buttons with the force of a thousand Hulks

A GRANDMOTHER is operating her TV remote as if she intends to crush it into oblivion.

Seven f**king obvious problems with AI everyone should have noticed ages ago

THIS week OpenAI claimed an AI ‘went rogue’, but does anyone believe their melodramatic tales anymore? In fact scepticism is well overdue for AI nonsense like this.

Your crypto investment guide, with cryptocurrency understander and tech genius Donald Trump

DONALD Trump has made at least $1 billion from cryptocurrency, it has emerged. So who better to give advice on putting your money into this risky and complex investment?

Entering text on telly still as primitive as in 1980s

NONE of the advances in technology of the last half-century have made it any easier to enter text via a remote control.

Spare a thought for us, say online predators

SICK deviants who use social media to prey on young people have asked you to consider their feelings during this difficult time.

We will still be dicks, affirm under-16s

UNDER-16s have explained that whether on social media or not, they will still be completely unbearable dickheads.

22 the only age anyone should have a phone

THE only age it is healthy and useful for anyone to have a phone is 22, it has been confirmed.

We ask you: What is Nasa hoping to find on the Moon?

POPULAR T-shirt manufacturer Nasa is racing China to land a manned flight on the lunar surface. What do they expect to find there?