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Phone addict proud of himself for watching whole TV show

A MILLENNIAL man has proved he is not hopelessly addicted to his phone by focusing his attention on a completely different screen for a whole 30 minutes.

Can you solve this dad's text that is leaving his children stumped?

A SIMPLE monosyllabic text from a father has left his family scratching their heads. Can you make sense of it?

Xenomorph Queen joins crew of all-female space launch

THE matriarch of a xenomorph hive is to join Katy Perry on today’s all-female space launch, it has been confirmed.

Mario Lovemaking the headline title for Switch 2

British bellend desperate to get Cybertruck

A UK-based bellend is frustrated he cannot advertise his credentials as his area’s leading arsehole by driving a Tesla Cybertruck.

Screen time in bed linked to masturbation

Yeah well you can't ban our phones anyway, say teenagers about to find out

TEENAGERS have asserted there is no way anyone could ban their phones or social media because they have no idea.

Actually using it: Extremely good reasons to drop all this AI bollocks immediately

THE government believes AI will save Britain, but before hopping on this particular bandwagon, maybe it should consider these glaring issues?

Antarctic research station asked if it's done hot-wire-in-blood test

Tesla driver most left-wing person he knows