Science & Technology
Britons spending 45 per cent of leisure time maintaining some kind of streak
THE average Briton spends almost half of every day maintaining a dubious series of streaks, it has emerged.
Electric car driver makes revving noises with mouth
THE driver of an electric vehicle is making the noises of an internal combustion engine with his mouth, he has admitted.
Short men really are inferior, say tall scientists
TALL researchers have concluded that short men are inferior in every possible way.
Bill Gates dies turning Windows back on
BILLIONAIRE and philanthropist Bill Gates has sacrificed his life to make Windows work again.
Entire world broken by shit update
A FAULTY software update has crippled banking, airlines, trains and everything else that runs on Windows, it has emerged.
