Science & Technology

A PENSIONER couple have moved their smart energy meter to the coffee table and sit watching it all day, they have confirmed.

IS the whole country as one, brought together by grief for our monarch no matter what your political persuasion, or have you seen social media?

A FRIEND has started a new WhatsApp group, inviting you and 16 other close acquaintances, to plan an upcoming bowel movement.

YOU know Facebook is a cynical corporation partly responsible for the f**ked up state of the world and yet you can’t bring yourself to delete it. Here are your lame reasons why not.

COMPANIES have admitted that they never record phone calls for training or quality purposes, instead keeping them indefinitely for no reason.

THEY harvest your data, sell it on and use your every click to advertise you stuff, all perfectly targeted. Until you f**k with them.

THINKING of sending naked pictures of yourself to someone you barely know online? Ask yourself these questions before doing this very obviously stupid thing.

CATFISHING – being defrauded online by someone pretending to be something they are absolutely not – isn’t for everyone. Are you thick enough to fall for it?

A MAN was sent into a spiral of shame and self-loathing after being confronted by his own recommended videos on YouTube.

ARE you a Silicon Valley zealot reshaping the world in your inhuman image? Include all these in your 3.0 version build: