Science & Technology

THE internet is no longer the trendy new kid on the block it used to be. Here are five signs it is fast approaching middle-age, just like you.

WANT to connect with more followers online? Follow the advice of a DD-cup bikini model who somehow racks up millions of likes on an hourly basis.

TECHNOLOGY changed the world then got carried away. Now these previously simple actions require a fiddly bloody app to use.

SCARE today’s always-online teens witless with these spooky stories about the days before smartphones, Netflix, and Deliveroo.

A WOMAN has justified her latest costly purchases on the grounds they can be returned for a full refund, which she has never, ever done.

A WOMAN has drastically reduced her daily screen time by several waking minutes, it has emerged.

A WOMAN who handed her phone to a friend to show her a photo has been gripped with sudden terror as the friend casually began to swipe.

SINCE the dawn of mankind kids have tormented their parents with stupid questions. But now you can just point them in the direction of the nearest search engine when asked this sort of shit.

THE future comes in all shapes and sizes, and some of those shapes were useless f**king junk enriching Lord Sugar. You fell for this crap...

REMEMBER on Friday when I said I didn't want any cookies? Well I remember, and guess what?