Science & Technology

TALL researchers have concluded that short men are inferior in every possible way.

BILLIONAIRE and philanthropist Bill Gates has sacrificed his life to make Windows work again.

A FAULTY software update has crippled banking, airlines, trains and everything else that runs on Windows, it has emerged.

EVERYONE was enjoying a nice evening down the local until artificial intelligence rocked up trying to be their best mate.

GEN Z colleagues not taking their job seriously? Sit down and terrify them with tales of a primitive time when the working conditions were as antiquated as the haircuts.

THE internet’s most delicate email provider is on the verge of complete nervous collapse after a man logged into his account in a fractionally different way than usual.