Science & Technology

THE price of a good, solid shot of healthy human semen has risen by a full ten pounds to a princely £45 a time.

GOOGLE is wondering if you meant a different search term which requires less effort and more showing of sponsored posts, it has confirmed.

BANNING mobile phones in schools makes sense because why should they have fun? But in these sacred spaces devices should always be allowed.

A BILLIONAIRE has finally achieved his dream of looking down on the entire world’s population while shaking his head condescendingly.

THE average Briton spends almost half of every day maintaining a dubious series of streaks, it has emerged.

THE driver of an electric vehicle is making the noises of an internal combustion engine with his mouth, he has admitted.

TALL researchers have concluded that short men are inferior in every possible way.