Science & Technology

A MAN has admitted he has no passwords left in him after years of using the internet.

CHECKING online reviews is a minefield of idiots, pricks with a vendetta, and people who are incapable of spelling anything longer than two letters. Like these.

ALL attendees at a computer literacy class for the over-70s are learning to use the internet so they can share their prejudices with the world.

EXPERTS agree with your mum that jabbing the screen with a single finger is the most effective method of text messaging.

A TEENAGE boy believes he is  the coolest person in his university halls thanks to his arsenal of outdated digital downloads.

WhatsApp archives are graveyards filled with lost loves, abandoned friendships and failed career opportunities, it has emerged.

TECHNOLOGY evolves so fast that even recent innovations look ancient. And as far as Zoomers are concerned, these belong strictly to pensioners.

ARE people WhatsApping behind your back? Of course they are. See which of these furtive groups you’re excluded from and never knew existed.

A MOTHER is still typing a text messages several hours after the three dots indicating she was composing her reply first appeared.

A MAN replaces the photo of his wife and kids on his phone with an image of something macho every time he goes out with the lads.