International

DONALD Trump is enjoying bullying other nations with tariffs, but he’s also a selfish bastard who won’t want to pay a cent more for things he uses. Sleep easy if your job depends on these exports.

THE nation of Canada is desperately trying to work out what exactly it did to upset Donald Trump and make him impose tariffs. 

A WORLD of different races, creeds, and sexual orientations has come together to pronounce Donald Trump a f**kwit.

PRESIDENT Trump, in his wisdom, has blamed the first disaster to occur during his administration on diversity policies. This is how he believes it happened.

PRESIDENT Trump has settled the Gaza problem forever by ruling the Palestinians should leave so Israel can build a beach resort. He could easily fix these.

THE pardoned January 6th rioters have asked President Trump if they can hold another riot to celebrate.

THE Almighty has confirmed that He personally intervened to save Trump’s life so he could become president and revoke birthright citizenship.

PRESIDENT Trump takes office today and has promised a flurry of new laws. These six are ranked from lunatic to fixed-gaze vibrating insanity.