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Parliament provides salutary lesson on what happens if you express an opinion on Gaza

A HUGE row in the Commons which threatened the Speaker’s position and damaged everyone involved has proved it is never worth having an opinion on Gaza.

Why does everyone keep dying on me?

IS it me? Am I cursed in some way? Because Navalny is far from the first. There was Prigozhin last year and countless others. Why do they all keep dying?

'It's the weed,' says Biden

PRESIDENT Biden has hit out at critics who blame his failing memory on his age, saying it is because he smokes copious amounts of marijuana.

Seven core beliefs of Trump supporters that bear no relation to reality

DONALD Trump plans to fight the presidential election on a solid campaign of easily disprovable bullshit, lapped up by lunatics who already hold these fictional beliefs.

Wales: Is it time to close it down?

AS the Welsh first minister resigns, many feel that Wales was a brave experiment that has sadly failed. Here Charlotte Phelps and Huw Davies debate whether it should be shut down.

Randy, and other American names that make British people ask 'What the actual f**k?'

BRITAIN and America have many things in common, but first names aren’t one of them. Here are some that Brits would never foist upon their children.

Traitor has no strong opinion on Elgin Marbles

A SPINELESS turncoat does not have a furious opinion on whether the Elgin Marbles should be returned to Greece, it has emerged.

Man at least knew where he stood with Ukraine

A MAN is remembering the Ukraine war with a sense of nostalgia because at least that was relatively clear-cut.

Infinite number of Facebook users will eventually find perfect Israel-Palestine solution

AN infinite number of Facebook users writing an infinite number of statuses will eventually stumble upon the solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict.

Man never thought he'd live to see war come to the Middle East

A SHOCKED and appalled man did not think he would ever see the grim spectre of war over the Middle East in his lifetime.