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Who won the presidential debate if one party spouted provably false bullshit throughout?

THE US presidential debate was a contest between a candidate who spent 90 minutes trying and failing to keep up with his own obvious lies, and another one. Who won?

Seven questions Kamala Harris could usefully ask the nutter at tonight's debate

HARRIS and Trump face off tonight for a televised debate. Demanding answers to the following questions could be useful.

We ask you: what music should Trump play at his rallies?

SOUL legend Isaac Hayes is the latest of many killjoy artists stopping Donald Trump playing their music at his rallies. What music would be suitable?

Germany voting far-right out of nostalgia for the good old days

GERMANS are voting for far-right parties to bring back the halcyon days of electing a far-right leader, committing genocide and being utterly destroyed within 12 years.

Six accusations Trump will level at Kamala Harris, in order of mounting insanity

DONALD Trump, enraged by the fact of a woman, is to make a series of claims about her that are progressively more detached from reality. Look out for these.

Queen did not appreciate being asked to smell Trump's fingers

THE Queen felt being asked to smell Donald Trump’s fingers on his official visit to the UK was a breach of etiquette, a biographer has claimed.

We ask you: was Ukraine right to invade Russia like Napoleon and Hitler did?

UKRAINE has taken the fight to Russia by invading the Kursk region, but will it go as brilliantly for them as it always has historically?

Trump genuinely confused as to how she can be black and Indian

DONALD Trump is still seeking clarification as to how Kamala Harris can be black and simultaneously Indian, he has confirmed.