International

Trump's next 17 entirely random and deranged tariffs, a preview

PRESIDENT Trump is back to imposing tariffs based on whim, prejudice and whatever crossed his YouTube feed last night. These are his victims of his coming manias.

Taking over Gaza vs all Trump's other territorial ambitions: a comparison

TRUMP now wants to remove all Palestinians from the Gaza Strip and turn it into valuable beachfront property. Where does this rank against his other proposed invasions?

China announces free fentanyl with every Shein purchase

CHINA has announced that every Shein and Temu purchase now comes with a courtesy gram of fentanyl.

Adult nappies, and other products Trump won't be putting tariffs on

DONALD Trump is enjoying bullying other nations with tariffs, but he’s also a selfish bastard who won’t want to pay a cent more for things he uses. Sleep easy if your job depends on these exports.

'What the f**k did we do?' asks Canada

THE nation of Canada is desperately trying to work out what exactly it did to upset Donald Trump and make him impose tariffs. 

Trump unites shocked world in contempt for him

A WORLD of different races, creeds, and sexual orientations has come together to pronounce Donald Trump a f**kwit.

How DEI policies lead to horrific air disasters: A timeline according to Donald Trump

PRESIDENT Trump, in his wisdom, has blamed the first disaster to occur during his administration on diversity policies. This is how he believes it happened.

Fifteen world problems solved by the wonderfully simplistic thinking of Donald Trump

PRESIDENT Trump has settled the Gaza problem forever by ruling the Palestinians should leave so Israel can build a beach resort. He could easily fix these.