International

WHILE not hoping for his death the world has opined that Donald Trump, who is big and orange in a red hat, would surely be hard to miss.

MULTI-millionaires are fleeing the UK for shit-boring tax havens in their droves. Which rich Brit would you cheer off at Heathrow?

THE US presidential debate was a contest between a candidate who spent 90 minutes trying and failing to keep up with his own obvious lies, and another one. Who won?

HARRIS and Trump face off tonight for a televised debate. Demanding answers to the following questions could be useful.

SOUL legend Isaac Hayes is the latest of many killjoy artists stopping Donald Trump playing their music at his rallies. What music would be suitable?

GERMANS are voting for far-right parties to bring back the halcyon days of electing a far-right leader, committing genocide and being utterly destroyed within 12 years.

DONALD Trump, enraged by the the fact of a woman, is to make a series of claims about her that are progressively more detached from reality. Look out for these.

THE Queen felt being asked to smell Donald Trump’s fingers on his official visit to the UK was a breach of etiquette, a biographer has claimed.