International

THERE is only one tongue, and it is English. But many of our continental cousins simply refuse to speak correctly. Which of our neighbours are letting us and themselves down?

THE prime minister has reassured Britain he has carefully studied acturial tables charting death rates before making a deal with the EU.

THINKING of going on holiday to Donald Trump’s America? Make sure you read this travel advice before booking your flight.

BREXIT has become sentient and is now making trade deals independently of the useless UK government.

AS we know from Emily in Paris and other TV shows and films, Americans abroad are hilarious. Here are some of the culture shocks Pope Leo XIV will be facing…

A US-UK trade deal means all British citizens must wear MAGA hats, have opinions on LeBron James and shoot paint cans in swamps. Alongside these conditions.

PRESIDENT Trump has informed Ukraine that their minerals deal only covers the good, useful rocks and all the worthless rocks must stay over there.