Trump genuinely confused as to how she can be black and Indian

DONALD Trump is still seeking clarification as to how Kamala Harris can be black and simultaneously Indian, he has confirmed.

The former president, who has never bothered to learn anything about race because he himself is white, is now wondering if all Indian people can transform themselves into another race at will.

He said: “That could be how they’re born, with a back-up option. It would make sense because they are excellent, the best, at manufacturing.

“But she was Indian all the way until she was black, and now she’s black but still has the memories from when she was Indian, and what if she turns back once she’s in office? I don’t think America can take that chance.

“It’s like Obama who claimed to have a white mother until I exposed he was from Kenya. He had to resign as president when I did that. From gratitude, because of the respect he has for me, he named me as his successor.

“But black and Indian? How would that even happen? Where would a black person even meet an Indian person? There’s no way. She needs to stop lying to the American people and choose.”

He added: “I have supporters out here who don’t even know what racist term to use, and this isn’t fair on them. They’re good people and they don’t know.”

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Anti-bullying campaign launched for lads who get roasted in the group chat

A CAMPAIGN has been launched to end mercilessly taking the piss out of the same bloke in group chats.

Bullying victim Julian Cook – known to his ‘friends’ as Julian Cock – founded the campaign ‘We All Like A Joke But Can We Leave It Now?’ after years of relentless ridicule claiming to be ‘top banter’.

Cook said: “I took it in good humour for long enough, but now it has to stop. Beta males like me should not be the butt of every joke. Well, I say ‘joke’. It’s mainly just calling me a wanker.

“In 2024 we have a different attitude to bullying that was the norm 20 years ago, whether it’s casual racism or off-colour comments about someone’s sexuality. And that includes saying you’ve shagged my mum.

“That clearly did not happen, Steve.”

Unfortunately the campaign has led to Cook being bullied not just by his group but men across the UK, including claims that he is ‘gay’ and ‘about to cry’. Strangely, the abuse has got worse the more he tries to be serious about it.

Martin Bishop, Julian’s lifelong friend and most ruthless bully, said: “It was all just good fun. I mean, I was laughing. Julian knows that when I call him an ugly waste of space who will never amount to anything or get another girlfriend, it’s just a really witty joke.

“Sadly, every lads’ WhatsApp group needs one person who doesn’t post, one who shares annoying memes, and one who gets constantly dunked on. And that’s not going to be me.”