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VAR awarding teams with undeserved penalties: is it actually a net positive? A reassessment.

AN England fan has swung by the Netherlands fanzone before the game to pick up an eighth of blueberry haze.

A YOUNG England fan excited for tonight’s game is already hitting the Ribena way harder than usual.

FANS of England have admitted real concern that the team they are supporting may actually be decent.

OUR new prime minister charged the whole nation with adrenaline from the steps of Downing Street yesterday. Will England do him proud with a massive win?

RONALDO? Full of himself. Thinks about nothing but his own legend. Jude Bellingham, mouthing ‘who else?’ to camera while grabbing his balls? Just self-assured.

THERE is slightly less than a week to go until England can be certain whether Gareth Southgate is a national treasure or disgrace.

THE England team have shown they are a reflection of their country by doing piss all apart from for two minutes on the deadline.