NOBODY seems to want the England job and fans believe anyone could do it better than Gareth Southgate, so should we let this lad Lee Carsley do it?
Steve Malley, HGV driver: “As he’s Irish he should defeat Ireland, like Keyser Soze killing his own family, before we decide. But other than that never heard of him, he’ll be fine.”
William McKay, chip shop proprietor: “Doing well with the under-21s is one thing, but has he worked with under-fives? Because that’s what spoilt millionaire footballers are like.”
Donna Sheridan, Uber driver: “I knew a lad called Lee at school and he was alright.”
Martin Bishop, prison warder: “Bald, isn’t he. I’m not fond of that. It makes it harder to see how much the job has aged them.”
Ellie Shaw, shoe fitter: “Can we have a foreign one now, or is it Brexit?”
