THE Olympics has brought dozens of muscular, scantily-clad hunks to our screens. But is objectifying anyone acceptable in this day and age?
Hannah Tomlinson, marketing consultant: Yes, men have been doing it for years, so it’s time women got their own back. Two wrongs make a right. That’s what they say, yeah?
Joe Turner, actuary: Absolutely not. We should discourage unrealistic standards of attractiveness for both sexes. My wife has started to think acres of sagging flab and pale, skinny stick legs somehow aren’t attractive, the loon.
Sophie Rodriguez, receptionist: Let us girls have our fun! I know my partner can’t have the same physique as a professional swimmer and it doesn’t alter my feelings toward him. He still has a pathetic little mouse’s cock, which I remind him of nightly.
Norman Steele, illustrator: As a gay man I get a free pass, don’t I? Oh, I don’t. Bollocks. There goes that super-butch hunk Andrew Tate as well.
Carolyn Ryan, office administrator: It’s just a harmless fantasy. Like the one where I’m Caligula and everyone in my office is impaled on spikes then I douse them in petrol and burn them alive. Harmless. Like that.
