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'This is just the beginning,' vow Leicester after relegation to third tier

LEICESTER have promised their fans their relegation is not a fluke and is only the beginning of a bold new chapter of abject failure.

Woke UFC fan separates martial arts from martial artist

A MAN with left-wing beliefs who enjoys watching men beat each other senseless is able to separate a fighter’s skills from his politics.

We ask you: What jacked-up price are you most excited to pay at the US World Cup?

THIS summer’s World Cup in America is charging $100 for a train, $225 for a parking spot and $40 for a soda pop. What profiteering are you buzzing for?

England: did they lose to Japan because they're too into anime?

ENGLAND lost against Japan yesterday, so there must be a hidden reason. Was it because their internet-addled players are obsessed with anime?

Everyone hates VAR, so it's staying

New Scotland kit reflects national tradition of twee indie music

SCOTLAND’S new away kit represents the country’s tradition of producing sensitive indie music for delicate manchildren, the SFA has confirmed.

Real appeal of Winter Olympics is ever-present threat of serious injury

THE real magic of the Winter Olympics is that, unlike its tame summer counterpart, any event could turn from sport to medical emergency at any moment.

No, colonised is what you did to us, explain immigrants

We ask you: What sport are you illegally streaming this weekend?

SPORTS piracy is Britain’s favourite sport, with 3.6 billion streams last year. Which one are you watching illegally on the bus this weekend?

Who will be the next six Manchester United managers?

THE next Manchester United manager is a caretaker, the one after that will last five games and his successor will be sacked by Christmas. Who will they all be?