Health

A RETIRED computer technician with an extensive self-shot collection of locomotive videos is not about to describe himself as ‘neurospicy’.

A MAN obsessed with the gym, weight-lifting and fitness is only trying to keep away terrors you could not begin to imagine, it has emerged.

Sabrina Carpenter is the hottest thing in pop, but also a keen amateur expert on minor conditions like ear wax, halitosis and athlete's foot. This week she has a look at that nasty rash for you.

WITH a new term underway, your kids need to be fully supplied or get detention, explains leering 1980s PE teacher Tom Logan. Make sure they’ve got all these.

THE prime minister is stamping out all joy by banning smoking from pubs. Is this because he himself has never felt comfortable with pubs or fun?

THERE is literally nothing more dangerous than someone smoking in a beer garden. If you find yourself caught up in this terrifying situation, follow these government guidelines.

A MAN applying sunscreen to his girlfriend is struggling to balance the competing pressures of his arousal and her need for UV protection.

MASTURBATING on a daily basis for 12 months was one of the most profound spiritual experiences of my life – and could be of yours. Here’s what it taught me.