Health

PURCHASING condoms is inherently awkward, even though it suggests you are having sex, which makes you incredibly cool. Start buying them confidently with this guide.

ONE of the key milestones in any teenager’s life is discovering digital hypochondria. Here are the first six things they’ll diagnose themselves with.

OUTDOOR swimming pools are wearily preparing for yet another summer of being overwhelmed by the experience-seeking middle-classes.

IT’S less than a week away, and your mate who’s running it believes you need a full rundown of their marathon training schedule. Here’s how to shut that down.

THE wellness industry loves to rehash the same tired advice every few years to flog a book. Here 'health expert' Nathan Muir reveals the latest old tips for you to follow.

THE public will secure GP appointments by fighting in simple, convenient gladiatorial contests under new government plans.

THREE years on from lockdown, the UK’s memories of it are now wildly distorted. Very little of this happened.

MEN spend less time showering and bathing than women because they have manly things to think about, like hunting and PlayStation. Here’s what they’ve eliminated entirely from the washing process.

WOMEN are confident that the major design flaw of menstruation will be scrapped in evolution’s next big patch to humanity.

A WOMAN who exercises before work, after work and on her lunch break has decided to briefly pop into the office.