Health

A CONCERNING new variant of Covid will never be taken seriously by the British public given how the previous waves were handled by the government.

THE health risks posed by ultra-processed foods have left a man hungry for a footlong Meatball Marinara, it has emerged.

A SHOULDER massage that was sold as being ‘relaxing’ has caused numerous muscular injuries, it has emerged.

DO you want to scrutinise parts of your body you didn’t know existed? These five obscure features make you visually repellent, TikTok is happy to explain.

BELLY fat is dead easy to shift with minimal effort, articles and ‘experts’ keep telling you. Try these token gestures that make naff all difference.

CONCERNED about the junior doctor’s strike? Worried it will bring the NHS to its knees? Learn how to live without healthcare with this guide.

BRITAIN’S top scientists are still struggling to explain morning boners and what evolutionary advantage they may confer. 

AN incredibly brave man will never be too upset to spare ten minutes for a quick hand shandy, it has emerged.

WOMEN have demanded to know when their skin will be sufficiently moisturised so that they can finally relax.

SOME illnesses have a funny reputation despite being truly nightmarish. Getting any of these will wipe the smile from your face.