Health

THREE days into the New Year, what have you sworn to do without but are already wrestling with your powerful desire for?

A MAN with no interest in breastfeeding has inadvertently become a vocal proponent of it after misunderstanding the term ‘Breast is best’.

HAVE you been struck down with super flu, man flu, or a new mutant strain combining the two? Find out.

A HIRSUTE man is losing his battle against the endless encroachment of his arse crack hair, it has emerged.

PEOPLE often fail to appreciate your bravery and stoicism when suffering from a cold. But as you lie on the sofa, you know your heroism outshine the wusses in these films.

PEOPLE who opposed lockdowns have taken the findings of the Covid inquiry to mean they were bang-on the entire time.

RACHEL Reeves’s ‘mansion tax’ would require owners of homes worth over £2 million to pay a relatively small extra amount. It’s a gut-wrenching blow for all of us, so here’s how to cope as best you can.

ARE you tired all the time? Doctors believe they have hit upon the incredible solution of you shutting the f**k up about it.