Health

Sabrina Carpenter assesses whether that rash is anything to be concerned about

Sabrina Carpenter is the hottest thing in pop, but also a keen amateur expert on minor conditions like ear wax, halitosis and athlete's foot. This week she has a look at that nasty rash for you.

Your back-to-school essentials, by a dodgy male PE teacher of the 80s

WITH a new term underway, your kids need to be fully supplied or get detention, explains leering 1980s PE teacher Tom Logan. Make sure they’ve got all these.

We ask you: is Keir Starmer determined to ruin pubs because he's no fun in them?

THE prime minister is stamping out all joy by banning smoking from pubs. Is this because he himself has never felt comfortable with pubs or fun?

What to do if you see a smoker in a beer garden: An emergency guide

THERE is literally nothing more dangerous than someone smoking in a beer garden. If you find yourself caught up in this terrifying situation, follow these government guidelines.

Man applying sunscreen to girlfriend's back torn between lust and UV protection

A MAN applying sunscreen to his girlfriend is struggling to balance the competing pressures of his arousal and her need for UV protection.

I spent a year wanking every day, and this is what I learned

MASTURBATING on a daily basis for 12 months was one of the most profound spiritual experiences of my life – and could be of yours. Here’s what it taught me.

Fat pointlessly lost from non-belly area

A MAN has wasted time and effort burning fat in areas of his body that are not his gut, it has frustratingly emerged.

The six kinds of cosmetic surgery you can get botched in Turkey

HAVE all your friends returned from Turkey with chronic conditions after botched operations, and you’re jealous? Pop over for one of these procedures.

Woman unwinds before bed by watching 4,326 short videos

A WOMAN likes to relax into sleep after her usual healthy wind down routine of watching several thousand 30-second videos on her phone.

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