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Three tampons should cover it: The clueless boyfriend's guide to menstruation

BOYFRIENDS are often mocked for not understanding periods, but really it’s no more complicated than looking after a hamster. Follow this advice and your partner will be fine. 

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A handful of cheddar makes all Italian dishes better: How to piss off a foodie with facts

KNOW an idiot who believes pizza is better with just bland, boring mozzarella? Here are some food facts they need to stop being in denial about. 

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