Celebrity

LILY Collins welcomed her first baby by the popular route of getting someone else to do the difficult bit. This is why she, and other celebrities, are justified in doing so.

PRINCE Harry is to avoid deportation from the US by disguising himself as a beautiful princess so Trump falls in love with him.

RAPPER and designer Kanye West turned heads at the Grammys by being, as usual, accompanied by a nude woman. But how would that go down here in Halifax?

DAVID Beckham is reminding the world of the extraordinary talent that made him a household name by wearing underpants again. Could you ever equal him?

GWYNETH Paltrow is to move in next door to Meghan and Harry and create a vortex of bland wellness that will devour the entire earth.

AS Prince Harry’s privacy, the victim of intrusion by both sides, I am disgusted to have been exchanged for mere millions. And I blame him.

WE’VE all been there - you make a perfectly harmless gesture with your right arm and everyone thinks you’re a Nazi. Here are some of the things Elon Musk was probably doing.