Celebrity

Hello, I'm a friendless inadequate who finds spiritual fulfilment in calling beautiful women 'mid'

HEY there! You know me. You’ve encountered me online! I’m that guy who gets attention by posting an unflattering photo of a famous woman and calling her ‘mid’.

King definitely not in big nappies, says palace

ANY rumours that King Charles III has cancelled his engagements to stay at home in adult-size nappies are untrue, Buckingham Palace has stated.

Rowan Atkinson, and other celebs you irrationally feel shouldn't be having sex

ROWAN Atkinson’s daughter has been talking about his affair, reminding you he’s one of those celebs you feel should be asexual. Here are some more you're not comfortable with.

Why Harry really resigned, if you're a Mail reader

PRINCE Harry has resigned from his African charity due to a row with its chair. Unless you’re a Mail reader, in which case these are the reasons.

The Joey Barton guide to the moral high ground

HELLO, I’m Joey Barton, former City player, failed manager, and wife-beater, speaking to you from atop a mountain of righteousness. And you can too.

Pope credits recovery to modern medicine and healthy living

POPE Francis has left hospital and thanked cutting-edge medicine and his own healthy lifestyle for his recovery.

The skeletons in Gary Lineker's closet: My dark suspicions, by Matt Le Tissier

MATT Le Tissier has claimed Gary Lineker is ‘not the angel he likes to portray himself to be’. So what is he alluding to? Here the conspiracy-minded former Southampton midfielder elaborates.

We resent giving quiz show prize money to charity, celebrities admit

FAMOUS people hate having to donate their quiz show winnings to charitable causes, they have revealed.