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King's playlist includes 'The Bangles, because one bonked all four of them'

Seventeen sickening crimes I have logged in my Meghan Hate Book this week, by Amanda Platell

AM I right to spend my finite life obsessively writing bitchy articles about Meghan? Yes. And her Netflix show has provided me with many more reasons to hate her.

We ask you: what excellent reasons can you think of for sending Katy Perry into space?

KATY Perry, a pop star from 2008-2013, is to be on a groundbreaking all-woman spaceflight. Why do you believe it’s well-deserved?

Prince Andrew settles down to relive happy memories with Epstein files

'My jam has MDMA in,' says Kate

'It's educational,' and other justifications Bonnie Blue may not have thoroughly thought through

ONLYFANS star Bonnie Blue, who had sex with one thousand twats, has rationalised the stunt in ways that do not stand up to rigorous intellectual scrutiny.

The six worst celebrities to be caught in a K-hole with

INVITED to a Hampstead dinner party? Discussion of this season’s ballets or Friedman’s monetarism petered out? Deciding which A-lister to snort ketamine with always delivers.

World cannot wait to buy living shit out of Meghan's lifestyle brand

Only Demi Moore snubbed at Baftas

Why Timothee Chalamet must date someone classier and more cultured than Kylie Jenner: an open letter

ONCE again, the sensitive, intelligent, intellectual actor Timothee Chalamet has let his audience down by continuing his relationship with trash Kylie Jenner.