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Patsy Palmer, and other Brits who live in LA for no discernible reason

YOUR shock at the images of devastation in LA was equalled by the discovery that Patsy Palmer, of all people, has a house there. Alongside these British celebs...

Meghan's show too good for the world at this specific time

Hollywood's so-called hard men run away shrieking from fire

Andrew Tate bullied for playing with dolls: attention-seeking knobs and the traumas that made them that way

WE live in an era of delusional, attention-seeking knobheads working out their unresolved traumas on us. These are the incidents they cannot get past.

King to deliver Christmas message from inside Tauntaun

Clarkson becomes motorist, farmer, and pub landlord in gammon martyrdom triple

JEREMY Clarkson is now three of the right-wing’s biggest victims of injustice – a motorist, a gentleman farmer and now a pub landlord.

Harry and Meghan's real friends got card with naked portrait

We ask you: Does losing £2,683,345 make Andrew Tate even more tough and cool?

FORMER kickboxer and current slaphead Andrew Tate and brother Tristan have lost £2.6 million to Devon and Cornwall Police. Is it because he’s so manly?

Prince Andrew to attend peasants' Christmas dinner, possibly yours

PRINCE Andrew, banned from Christmas at Sandringham, is to celebrate the season at the house of a subject to be chosen at random.

Six other calendar events Prince Andrew is best advised to avoid

KING Charles III has graciously invited his younger brother not to attend this week’s Buckingham Palace Christmas party. He should also stay home for these.