Celebrity

IT’S about time there was a film about me, so I can’t wait to see Scoop with Gillian Anderson. It’s bound to be a hit, so why not turn it into a franchise? Here are my plans for the ‘Andyverse’.

NOTHING compares to the sense of freedom you get from leaving magistrates’ court having narrowly avoided a driving ban or prison. As a keen driver, here's my advice for fellow touring enthusiasts.

THE Princess of Wales has been sighted by two witnesses who were allowed to recount the encounter before being led away by Special Branch.

CONFUSED by the sudden interest in Lady Rose Hanbury? If you’re curious but don’t want to read loads of sickening articles about incredibly rich people, here is a succinct guide.

FLORENCE Pugh is a proponent of freeing the nipple, as previously seen at the Oscars. Here the Don’t Worry Darling star explains why this in no way conflicts with feminist principles:

THE doctored Mother’s Day photograph of Princess Kate has a royalist questioning whether the Queen actually met Paddington Bear for her Platinum Jubilee.

CELEBRITY infidelity is in the news, so it’s worth considering how you’d react to top celebrities cheating on you. Which would you forgive, and who could just get their stuff and piss off?