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A GRAVE-FACED Prince of Wales has informed his brother that medically, his remaining with his wife could prove a fatal blow.

THE whole nation is willing King Charles III to beat cancer because it cannot go through all that business all over again.

FORTY years ago Britain did not give a f**k about figure skating. Then we briefly did, and despite everything two Olympic gold winners are still famous today.

QUEEN Camilla has confirmed she is an ardent Strictly Come Dancing fan who personally overrules the judges and chooses the winners. But should she appear on the show?

BREXIT is now reduced to idiots like Andrea Leadsom droning on about the ‘price of sovereignty’. So what happened to all the mad-keen Brexiters who were famous in 2016?

THE brain transplant between the King and the Princess of Wales has been a resounding success, doctors have confirmed.

YESTERDAY Laurence Fox lost a libel case. Here he compounds his humilation by opining on the finer points of English law and why it means he is right.

ITV viewers have complained that Holly Willoughby swore, swigged white cider, passed a Marlboro Gold and snogged a rough lad while presenting Dancing on Ice. 

JENNIFER Lopez and Ben Affleck are already on the rocks even though she's hot and he's got an Oscar. Could you have helped these famous couples? Would you even want to?

CELEBRITIES believe themselves to be almost like normal people for making these unremarkable statements, and believe that to be an achievement.